Beard Compliment Translations

pyrexia:

“Wow, that’s a really nice beard you have.”

I want to have sex with you. 

“Are you working on growing a beard?”

I would be extremely attracted to you if you started growing a beard.

“I hope you’re planning on growing out your beard for winter.”

I would be DTF if you had a winter beard.

“Your beard looks good today.”

My pants are coming off.

I can not stop laughing.

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Monday Aug 8 @ 01:46am
tagged as: so true.
reblogged from xtinacheetah-deactivated2012030
originally posted by en-descent

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    OMG. That reminds me of that thing. A Powerpoint, maybe? “You should consider having sex with a man with a beard.”
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    YES HAM THIS IS ME true story: one time i was at a bar and there was this dude with a beard, and i was like, ‘oh wow, i...
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    sometimes I think I’m too invested in Bambi’s beard
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